Beware:
This is a review of a past Halloween event. Therefore, do not use it as a basis
upon which to preview the same event this year, and please note that the event
may not necessarily be taking place this year. Please use our guide
for an overview of this years' Halloween attractions.
Halloween
Hocus Pocus, Chessington (2003)
Kids
have an annoying habit of being in earshot just when they
shouldn’t be. I remember when I was a young rapscallion, I
came downstairs just as my mother destroyed a freshly baked cake
by dropping it on the floor. Why use ten words when you can use
one? Her word of choice is described in the dictionary as “an
act of sexual intercourse”, or in this context of “being an
imperative signal of angry dismissal”. It began with F.
At
this influential age, I took this word under my wing, using it
liberally and at just the wrong times. I could unwittingly
inject venom into the most mundane of conversations which would
conclude with my red-faced and ever-so-apologetic mother
dragging me into the corner by the arm before telling me with
much malevolence never to use that word again.
About
three years ago, Chessington heard an F word, too. This F word
is one that we’ve all used before, one that Disney uses a lot
and one that Chessington just doesn’t know when to stop using. This
word is ‘family’. Ever since learning this F word,
Chessington have been quick to use it – Chessington has become
a ‘family’ park, with ‘family’ attractions for all the
‘family’. New for 2003, a new ‘family’ attraction, and
from October 17th, Halloween Hocus Pocus – full of fiendish
‘family’ fun.
Loyal
readers will remember similar claims from last year’s event,
and they’ll also remember how Chessington’s
misinterpretation of the f-word meant that anyone over the age
of 10 may as well stay at home. Unfortunately whilst the itinery
remains as biased as last year, this year’s Halloween Hocus
Pocus is a far improved experience, although offering only a
marked step in the right direction as opposed to a Coaster
Kingdom recommendation.
So,
what’s in store for you at Halloween Hocus Pocus? If you’re
under 10, quite a bit, but for everyone else, not much. The
official website promises that the park would be 'transformed
into a pumpkin-filled Halloween land'. Whilst last year the park looked presentable,
you couldn’t help but think a member of staff was sent to the
local party shop with a just a handful of petty cash at their disposal. This year, the park has most certainly lived up to its
claims.
The
whole area from the entrance up to Market Square has been
extensively decorated with real pumpkins and hay bales, and the
park have obviously employed the expertise of Tussauds Studios
to create tens and tens of larger model pumpkins which are
scattered all around the park.
Meanwhile,
buildings in Transylvania have been brilliantly decorated with
bats hanging from the timber gable ends, spiders and rats
climbing up the walls as well as giant fabric cobwebs stretched
over the buildings. Of course, this theme works excellently in
Transylvania, further enhancing an already existing theme.
Market
Square is the last remaining area that is substantially
decorated, using more giant pumpkins and a lot of Halloween
bunting crossing the pathways.
The Chessington Shop has brown
reeds covering the pillars around the outside giving it a very
rustic look, where the balcony above is covered in giant
pumpkins (one about 8ft across, spurting smoke from its eyes)
and green stalks wrapping themselves around the top floor of the
building.
It’s
good to see that Chessington have expanded the theming of the
park this year, with parts looking absolutely faultless. Whilst
you can never expect Disney-style theming, it’s clear that the
park have really made an effort this year.
Areas
like Mystic East, Forbidden Kingdom and Beanoland haven’t been
touched, probably mainly due to their different styles of
theming. That said, I’m
sure different styles of theming can
be adopted for the Halloween decorations – mummies and ghouls
for Forbidden Kingdom for example.
What
else does Halloween Hocus Pocus offer? There are signs
throughout the park where you can find out “what’s on
where”.
For
the kids, there’s the Trick or Treat Trail, then for the kids
there’s Jink’s Halloween Party Show in Market Square.
Meanwhile, for the kids there’s a Creepy Costumes Fancy Dress
Competition also in Market Square. Finally, for kids look out
for Jink, Winnie the Witch and friends throughout the park. Note
the operative word there; ‘kids’.
Unfortunately,
first impressions of the excellent theming is just that – a
first impression. Like last year, the programme of events is
lacking for older children (even 12 year olds), for teenagers
and indeed for adults. It’s fair to say the Chessington HAS
become very popular for kids, but it’s also popular for
families (where younger teenagers are poorly catered for) and
also twenty-something couples who aren’t really given a look
in.
Other
than the excellent decorations in the park and the promise of
dark riding (the park remains open until 7.30pm), there really
isn’t much to hold your attention until the sun starts setting.
Kids-wise,
firstly there’s the Trick or Treat Trail. Throughout the park
there are seven special doorways, and upon lifting the letterbox
you’ll get a letter. Once you have seven letters, and you put
them in order, you have a password.
In
Market Square, a purple silhouette of a castle forms a striking
backdrop to the main event stage. A pale-faced Vampire invites
those with passwords onto the stage to play his Trick or Treat
game. It’s simple – there are three doors, two have tricks
and one has (drumroll please) a treat.
Frankly,
our fanged friend togged up in flowing black cape and Nike
trainers doesn’t seem to be generating much interest, and so
all and sundry are invited on stage.
Somehow,
a young teenager ended up on stage. Making the best of a bad
situation, the Count asks this young lady how old she is. “How
old am I?!” smirked the girl. “I’m 16”. Regardless, our
Transylvanian host asks young kids to make their most terrifying
Halloween noises. A four year-old whippersnapper from London
roared like a dragon, where-as a five year-old from England (!)
was too embarrassed to speak.
The
three guests are asked to knock on the doors before opening
them. Two kids get chased by a couple of witches and inflatable
mallets nabbed from a nearby games stall, where-as our
embarrassed teenager wins a small bag of something or other.
Last
year I made a particular effort to systematically tear the
incomprehensible Creepy 3D Caves to shreds. Fortunately, this
attraction hasn’t made it onto this season’s itinery,
probably due to the fact it’s now upstaged by the comparably
excellent Hocus Pocus Hall.
Cheekily,
it’s insinuated that Hocus Pocus Hall is a Halloween Hocus
Pocus extra, when of course it’s normally tucked away on the
ground floor of Burnt Stub Mansion. Where Burnt Stub normally
has very little impact, the entire front of the mansion is
completely caked in striking white fabric cobwebs really forming
the pride and joy of the park’s decorations this year. If this
doesn’t entice in the curious, nothing will.
Hocus
Pocus Hall is another attraction worryingly labelled as a family
attraction. Surprisingly, this is a wonderful little attraction
using some incredible 3D paint effects and real set pieces to
capture young peoples’ imaginations whilst entertaining older
visitors too. This is the mark of a good family attraction. The
attraction also has an instantly recognisable character and
identity thanks to a consistent style throughout and a
magnificent soundtrack. More attractions like this and I’m all
for the new family branding.
At
1.30, 3.00, 4.30 and 6.00, the cheeky little goblin from Hocus
Pocus Hall (Jink) comes out to have a party with his purple
counterpart and a fury dragon on the Market Square stage. This
show is a lot better than the Trick or Treat charade earlier in
the day, although still catering for kids as opposed to
families.
This
year’s Halloween Hocus Pocus is a step in the right direction,
although suffers all the same failings as last year’s event.
People over the age of ten are better catered for by the
extensive decoration of the park, but that’s really all
that’s on offer. Whilst I completely respect the park’s new
branding of a family park, it is a complete nonsense to consider
Halloween Hocus Pocus as a well-rounded family experience. Many,
many families have children that are in the lower teen age
group, and at the moment these just are not catered for.
For
parents, older children and twenty-something couples, there is
very little offered, and the shows offered really are quite
embarrassing with a patronising style alienating anyone over the
age of 10.
Chessington
are getting there, but the programme of events is still too
biased towards young children. For it to become a well-rounded
family event like Disneyland Paris’ Halloween Festival, marked
changes need to be made to the programme, offering at least one
additional attraction that people of any age can enjoy. Until
then, I can only really acknowledge otherwise academic
improvements.
MS
31 October 2003
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