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Velocity
joins Flamingoland as the park removes the Bullet, a popular and
one-of-a-kind Schwarzkopf shuttle coaster to make way for next year’s
newest addition, Kumali, a Vekoma SLC (suspended looping coaster).
With
two Schwarzkopf coasters closing, and vultures circling another (Magnum
Force), this year has been as bad as last when it comes to ride
closures, if not worse.
Pleasure
Beach Blackpool has taken over Alton Towers’ mantle for draconian and
seemingly pointless ride closures this season, closing the historic
Turtle Chase, Whip and Vikinger, as well as the enclosed Waltzer, the
Black Hole.
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It's
easy to find old rides at PBB, but harder to find any that are
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Amanda
Thompson has made clear that her vested interests lie in improving the
quality of the park, yet while the park itself makes measured steps
towards shedding its reputation for being the mecca of all that is
tacky, it also stumbles towards losing the reputation for being a
cathedral for rare one-of-a-kind classic rides.
While
these rides close, Blackpool seems no closer to alluring disillusioned
visitors back. Ice cream parlours just don’t cut mustard, I’m
afraid. There have been positive murmurs pointing towards a new ride for
2006, but the naysayer inside of me says we’ve heard it all before.
While
I am being cynical, American Adventure this year started their bid to
become more of a family park. We prefer to call it, “corporate
suicide”.
What
does becoming a family park actually entail? Well, if you’re American
Adventure, closing three of your biggest rides, two of which epitomise
the very definition of family rides (Nightmare Niagara and Grand Canyon
Rapids). Note, ‘closing’. The park hasn’t humoured us by
actually removing them, so the park’s exciting skyline along could
probably be labelled as false advertising.
Whatever
American Adventure are thinking, this is the most publicly slow and
miserable death of a park I have ever seen in my life.
In
earnest, it actually started in 1985 when the park opened as Britannia
Park, aiming to be the best of British. Just twelve weeks later, the
park went into administration and was closed down.
It
reopened in 1987 under the corporate wing of Granada with nearly £10
million of investment, then went through two changes of ownership before
John Broome bought the park in 1997, promising new rides from B&M
and CCI.
Three
years later he leaves the park having installed nothing in particular.
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American Adventure's map can't make the park look good |
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So,
it is scientifically proven that the park is a lost cause. Has their new
family focus finally pointed the good ship American Adventure towards
richer seas? Roger Lloyd, American Adventure’s Director declined to
comment when we asked. We’d hazard a guess though.
While
we’re on the subject of people trying to ruin the fun for others, look
no further than the Roper’s household in Staffordshire.
Enthusiasts
are often quick to lambaste disgruntled residents complaining about
noise pollution from theme parks, but – let’s be honest here –
theme parks are awful neighbours. They create congestion, light
pollution and noise. Whatever you say, they are noisy. Continues...
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