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So,
where should you look for a family coaster that genuinely does the job?
Well, unless you’re going to be fussy over the definition of
“coaster”, the most obvious place to start would be with the
multitude of Runaway Train type rides. Alton Towers’ version, for
example, is a fine family ride, and even the most fleeting glance at the
train as it blasts by will usually reveal riders of all ages, all of
whom will no doubt be enjoying the ride’s mix of swooping drops,
pleasant surroundings, and the occasional burst of intensity. Thorpe
Park’s recently departed Flying Fish offered much the same, and showed
the flaws in Chessington’s technically identical Mine Train.
Elsewhere, Phantasialand’s Colorado Adventure goes for a more
thrilling approach, with a never ending torrent of twisting drops and
helices that constantly manages to keep riders happy, and always stays
just the right side of becoming too intense for less adventurous riders.
Disneyland Paris’s Big Thunder Mountain takes the opposite approach,
creating excitement more through its location and its sensation of speed
than outright thrills. Despite their differing approaches, not one of
these rides can be criticised for leaving any age group completely cold.
Elsewhere,
Maurer’s spinning coasters have become a firm favourite among those
looking to build a good family coaster, albeit with mixed results.
Whereas Spinball Whizzer is undoubtedly a decent family ride for the two
minutes you spend in your seat, the problem is that a family, inevitably
visiting the park on a non-school day, would be lucky to ride it with a
queue of under 90 minutes, during which time it falls to the rest of the
family to keep the youngsters entertained. By any standards, a family
that requires you to bore yourself silly is a failure. If anything
Spinball Whizzer’s presence detracts from Alton’s success as a
family park, given that you either have suffer the tedium of the queue,
or leave disappointed that you didn’t ride it at all.
By
contrast, Dragon’s Fury at Chessington and the twin Winja’s rides at
Phantasialand do the job extremely well, offering just enough thrills to
keep adults happy, while offering excellent visuals throughout.
Winja’s scores highly with its cavernous purpose-built Wuze Town
setting, while Dragon’s Fury intertwines neatly with other rides and
features. More importantly, because Dragon’s Fury looks like a major
coaster, it offers youngsters a real sense of accomplishment, making
them feel that they’ve ridden something far more impressive than any
kiddie coaster. Winja’s clever use of trick track, meanwhile, gives
both coasters an element of surprise that makes the whole thing so much
more than “just” another coaster. The only niggle with these rides
from a family perspective is that the back-to-back seating of Maurer’s
spinning cars removes some of the sense of communality that would come
with face-to-face seating.
Whenever
you talk coasters, however, it seems that all roads lead to Blackpool,
and indeed, if I am going to pick out one supreme example of a family
coaster, the award has to go to the Pleasure Beach, where you will find
a ride that has everything you could want from a family coaster. I am,
of course referring to the park’s classic “gentle giant”, the
Roller Coaster. This underrated masterpiece offers the perfect
compromise between the gentle fun of the Zipper Dipper and the thrills
of the Big Dipper, while adults enjoy the ride’s sense of timeless
fun, and older riders can relive their youth with the ride’s immensely
charming and engaging sense of history. The immense sense of freedom
offered by the restraint-free cars enhances the sense of communal
riding, while the ride’s size and layout offers young riders the
all-important sense of achievement that comes from conquering a large
ride. The fact that the ride very rarely builds up a significant queue
in the icing on the cake of what is surely a near-unbeatable family
ride.
Among the casualties of The American Adventure’s cull are
the Nightmare Niagara log flume and Rocky Mountain Rapids. This is
ironic, as not only are water rides among the most successful types of
family ride, but The American Adventure’s duo are/were among the best
around. Log flumes and rapids are almost always a park’s most popular
rides precisely because they can be ridden and enjoyed by all ages. A
good water ride is very much a communal thing, with the sense of drama
and uncertainty over who will emerged unscathed, and who will come off
soaked.
Indeed, among the many categories of family rides, the water
ride is unique in that it is actually easier to think of good examples
than bad, with Storm Force 10, Congo River Rapids, Loggers Leap, River
Quest, Heide Park’s Schwarzkopf flume, Wild Wasser II,
and the travelling Wildwasser 3 and Wild River Rapids all standing out
being successful examples, and only Ribena Rhumba Rapids and Valhalla
being obvious examples of total failure. In fact, Valhalla deserves
special mention as a true masterclass in how to build a water ride that
is truly appalling in every conceivable respect, with its clumsy motion,
and constantly capsizing boats. On the positive side, it at least helps
us to appreciate a decent flume when we ride it.
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