Spooktacular
October Festival, Tulley's Farm
Allow me to be
forthright for a moment. If you want to enjoy a family Halloween event
without being patronised and embarrassed do not visit Chessington World
of Adventures.
Furthermore, if
you don’t want to pay the best part of thirty quid for the privilege
and be faced with the prospect of last orders being called at 5pm, or
– at the very latest – 8pm, can I kindly point your wallet towards
Tulley’s Farm near Crawley in West Sussex.
Every year I have
to think of a different way to write the same old complaints about
Chessington’s Halloween Hocus Pocus, so here’s this year’s review:
Park
looks alright, but there’s nothing to do.
The allure of
Scooby Doo may be too much for your children to resist, but resist they
should, and as a discerning parent you should do everything in your
power to cart your kids kicking and screaming to Tulley’s Farm
instead, where you can enjoy the whole farm for less than a tenner.
All too often I
find myself grudgingly awarding a full compliment of stars to rides and
events that do the bare minimum they can to achieve their set criteria.
Tomb Blaster is a good example of this. There are just so many faults
with the ride, but for all intents and purposes it achieves what it set
out to do, so almost by default gets five out of five.
There are too few
rides and events that actually receive our top accolade through hard
graft, but chalk up Tulley’s Spooktacular October Festival as being a
thoroughbred success, so – if possible – grab a few children* and
get along to Tulley’s Farm to see the results of what is clearly a
massive undertaking for a relatively small tourist attraction.
[* We not condone kidnap,
by the way]
It’s fair to say
that Tulley’s Farm owes a lot to Adrian Fisher. Mr Fisher is the
talented individual behind the company that has designed an annual
‘Maize Maze’ for the West Sussex farm since 1998.
Each of these
seven-acre behemoths has helped Tulleys’ reputation climb the dizzy
heights of the finest leaflet racks in the southeast, with more and more
visitors discovering the quaint catalogue of countryside attractions.
Their Halloween
efforts have been gathering momentum, too, with the Haunted Hayride and
more recently the Creepy Cottage forming an ever-important mantle to an
otherwise quiet time of year, this year being the first for a new
attraction, the Field of Screams.
I was expecting to
have to tiptoe the thorny issue of having to compare a country farm’s
Halloween festival to a theme park where families, apparently, come
first, with the misty financial and creative gusto of Tussauds behind
it. The thesaurus was bookmarked at ‘quaint’, a backhanded
compliment if ever there was one. Frankly, the idea of comparing the two
was something I was happy enough to forget.
Yet, out of
Chessington and Tulley’s Farm, only one has three major attractions
for families to do, only one has numerous actors – not only in
attractions, but around the park, only one outfits every member of staff
with a special Halloween uniform, and only one gives every shop, every
café and every attraction new Halloween names and signage.
Yes, the more I
think about it the more idiotic it is to compare the two. It is – of
course – Tulley’s Farm that is leagues ahead of Chessington
in offering wholesome family entertainment.
The Spooktacular
Halloween Festival is built around three main haunts; The Haunted
Hayride, a trailer ride through spooky tableaux in the woods; Creepy
Cottage, a walk through Haunted House; and the Field of Screams, a
meandering pathway through a creepy cornfield with a few surprises along
the way.
Already seeing
stars, as Chessington’s offer to meet Scooby Doo suddenly seems quite,
um, quaint, Tulley’s Farm go for the knockout blow. For younger
children, there’s the Boo Barn (haunted walkthrough), Pumpkin Typhoon
(bouncy play area), Pumpkin Chuckin’ (pumpkin catapults) as well as
ghost stories in the barn and fancy dress parades.
So, the
attractions are there – but what are they like? Quaint? No, of course
not. They’re great.
Let’s start with
the best – the Haunted Hayride. This really is the attraction that has
put this event on the map, and not without good reason. With around
thirty people sitting in a surprisingly well-appointed tractor-trailer,
you embark on a ten-or-so minute journey around the dark woods of
Tulley’s Farm with a few choice encounters throughout.
This is definitely
best left to dusk at the very least, and offers wholesome scares for
children and parents alike without the prospect of giving them
nightmares.
Your journey
through the atmospheric woods takes you through many different scenes,
all of which have excellent scenery and often conceal actors who jump
out at the trailer full of hapless victims.
Your tractor ride
will take you past the scene of a light aeroplane crash, a UFO landing
site as well as a sinister car dump with half-submerged cars, lights
flashing and engines revving as a car speeds towards you.
Other scenes
include a toxic waste dump and some gallows, where one of the apparently
hung victims jumps onto the trailer shouting “I’m free!”.
You are also
pounced upon by a man wielding a chainsaw that gets the biggest scream
of the journey, while undoubtedly another highlight is when an abandoned
fairground littered with skeletons and cobwebs comes to life as a
demented clown jumps onto and rolls across a net suspended only feet
above your trailer.
This sounds pretty
intense and scary, I’m sure, but please take my word for it when every
scare is good natured, and in the context of the Haunted Hayride, the
ride is a complete riot from start to finish. Children and parents alike
adore this ride in equal measure.
What impressed me,
though, were the little touches. As well as the audaciously grand sets
(crashed planes, speeding cars, UFOs etc), each scene had themed sound
effects or music from the onboard sound system, and each was
atmospherically lit, despite covering a massive area in woods, not often
noted for their abundance of power points. Colour me impressed.
The other main
attraction, Creepy Cottage is – I’m sure – easily missed. Nestled
in the main covered courtyard, this is an impressively long walk through
Haunted House.
The cottage is
mainly creepy eye candy, but there are a few actors making use of a few
cleverly concealed hiding places. There are a few nice touches, too –
nylon string hanging from the ceiling brushing across the face is an
age-old trick, but put to good effect, while a wall of what look like
lifeless hands isn’t actually as lifeless as it first appears.
Again, like the
Haunted Hayride, there’s much to look at, and everything is done to an
impressive standard for a temporary attraction.
The closest thing
to a disappointment at Tulley’s Farm was the Field of Screams, which
is a shame as it has the potential to be amazing.
Field of Screams
is a long and winding pathway through a large cornfield. By night, this
is absurdly atmospheric, even more so with lights creepily flickering
through the 7ft high corn with sporadic scarecrows staring through the
chickenwire fence out of the darkness.
I hoped – in
vein – that there would be at least a couple of ‘real’ scarecrows
roaming the lesser-trodden paths of the Field of Screams, but it
wasn’t meant to be. The inclusion of a few actors in Field of Screams
would have made this a must-see attraction, while it comfortably falls
into the unfortunate ‘do if you have time’ category.
The other
attractions, such as the Ghost Stories and Pumpkin Chuckin’ are
extremely popular and effortlessly entertain without coming across as
condescending. It can often be embarrassing as a parent, but Tulley’s
Farm will bring out the best in your children and will fall short of
embarrassing parents.
One thing that I
was ready to forgive Tulley’s Farm for was a sloppy infrastructure;
you know, things like signage, car parking and offering food and drink.
This is a working farm, after all, and would surely always compare
poorly to corporate-run theme parks.
But, of course,
Tulley’s Farm triumphs. Car parking was well organised, everything was
specially signposted with Halloween signs, and every single member of
staff seemed to have radio contact with colleagues and special October
Spooktacular Festival fleeces or sweatshirts. And while Thorpe Park
still experiment with ways to keep queues down on their haunts,
Tulley’s Farm give you a credit-card sized programme of events with
boxes on that are marked as you do each attraction.
Things like this
make almost any Halloween even in comparison look like a ham-fisted
last-minute ordeal. I can’t think of many parks that couldn’t learn
a trick or treat from Tulley’s Farm.
If you’re
expecting a bloodbath of a Halloween event, enter at your peril, but I
challenge you to find an event that better fulfils the remit of
wholesome family Halloween entertainment than Tulley’s Farm’s
October Spooktacular Festival.
MS
18 October 2005
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